The Ultimate
Birthday Party
Destination
Celebrate your child’s special day with exciting activities,
delicious food, and unforgettable memories at Funnery House.
We Handle The Fun
From exciting play sessions to party food and celebrations, our team takes care of everything so parents can enjoy the day too.
PACKAGES TO SUIT EVERY PARTY
Choose from a range of party packages designed for different group sizes, ages, and budgets.
Fun-Filled Celebrations
With soft play, laser tag, and exciting activities all under one roof, every birthday party becomes an unforgettable experience.
DEDICATED PARTY SPACES
Our party area provides the perfect space for food, cake, presents, and celebrations after the fun is finished.
See our different packages
** STANDARD PARTY **
£20 per child - Monday to Thursday
£25 per child - Friday to Sunday
90-minute Soft Play or Tiny Town session, then 1 hour in your private party room. (2.5 hrs in total)
Whats included:
▪ A tasty hot or cold lunch box for every child, pre-ordered for the party.
▪ A choice of squash options, available to select at checkout.
▪ Party bags for all children
▪ Cake cutting, wrapping and bagging (an additional charge applies if the cake is supplied externally).
▪ A dedicated TV screen for the full session, with the option to pre-upload photos and videos.
▪ A dedicated Troop Leader to make sure the day runs smoothly.
▪ A digital invitation to share with your guests. Please confirm your child’s name at checkout or by email afterwards, quoting your
party surname and booking reference.
▪ A special birthday card for the birthday child, signed by the Funnery House team.
▪ Free entry for every child and one accompanying adult per child. Additional adults are £4 each.
** VIP PARTY **
£25 per child - Monday to Thursday
£30 per child - Friday to Sunday
90-minute Soft Play or Tiny Town session, then 1 hour in your private party room. (2.5 hrs in total)
Whats included:
▪ A tasty hot or cold lunch box or buffet style food for every child, pre-ordered and ready for party time.
▪ A full premium juice selection: apple, orange, pineapple and cranberry.
▪ Party bags for all children.
▪ Free cake cutting, wrapping and bagging, regardless of where the cake was purchased.
▪ A dedicated TV screen for the full session, with the option to pre-upload photos and videos.
▪ A dedicated Troop Leader to make sure the day runs smoothly.
▪ A digital invitation to share with your guests. Please confirm your child’s name at checkout or by email afterwards, quoting your
party surname and booking reference.
▪ A special birthday card for the birthday child, signed by the Funnery House team.
▪ A free soft play or Tiny Town return visit for the birthday child
▪ Free entry for every child and one accompanying adult per child. Additional adults are £4 each.
▪ Free grippy socks for every child
▪ Beautiful decorations to make their celebration extra special.
ONLY A 2 MIN
WALK FROM
WOOLWICH STATION
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