The Ultimate
Birthday Party
Destination
Celebrate your child’s special day with exciting activities,
delicious food, and unforgettable memories at Funnery House.
We Handle The Fun
From exciting play sessions to party food and celebrations, our team takes care of everything so parents can enjoy the day too.
PACKAGES TO SUIT EVERY PARTY
Choose from a range of party packages designed for different group sizes, ages, and budgets.
Fun-Filled Celebrations
With soft play, laser tag, and exciting activities all under one roof, every birthday party becomes an unforgettable experience.
DEDICATED PARTY SPACES
Our party area provides the perfect space for food, cake, presents, and celebrations after the fun is finished.
See our different packages
Option 1
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£10.50
Option 2
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Food Item 2
Food Item 3
Food Item 4
Food Item 5
£13.50
ONLY A 2 MIN
WALK FROM
WOOLWICH STATION
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