Climb, Slide
& Explore!
Our exciting soft play arena is packed with climbing frames, slides, tunnels, and interactive zones designed to keep children active, engaged, and smiling for hours. Whether it’s a weekday treat or weekend adventure, there’s endless fun waiting at Funnery House.
A Soft Play Experience Like No Other
From giant slides and obstacle courses to climbing towers and sensory spaces, our soft play area has been designed to spark imagination and encourage active play for children of all ages.
SAFE, CLEAN & SECURE
We pride ourselves on maintaining a clean and safe environment for every family. Our team carries out regular cleaning checks throughout the day, so parents can relax while children explore with confidence.
Separate Zones for Every Age
Our play areas are thoughtfully designed with dedicated spaces for toddlers, younger children, and bigger adventurers, making sure everyone can play comfortably and safely.
PERFECT FOR PLAYDATES
Whether you’re meeting friends, escaping rainy days, or treating the kids after school, Funnery House is the perfect place to create unforgettable memories together.
Celebrate your special day at Funnery House!
Enjoy party playtime and a birthday banquet for you and all your friends! There’s a choice of two fantastic party packages and a brilliant party room with plenty of space, come and celebrate your special day at Funnery House
BOOKING IS EASY!
Simply book your party online or call us on XXXXXX
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ONLY A 2 MIN
WALK FROM
WOOLWICH STATION
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